Dear Big Daddy,
The UC system has once again shown its true colors: Commie Red. You probably hate America so much you don’t understand that Erwin Chemerinsky belongs in prison, not running the UC Irvine Law School, you jerkface.
Dear Mr. Congeniality,
They can’t get rid of Irwin! No, seriously, they can’t. He wrote it into the state constitution during the energy crisis. And you thought he was still around because he knows where Don Perata hid